Eminem

Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born 17 October 1972) more widely known by his stage names Eminem and Slim Shady is an Academy Award-winning and Grammy-winning American rapper.

Albums

Infinite (1996)

• "My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing"
  • "Infinite"

• "You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
  • "313"

• "You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang"
  • "313"

• "I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory"
  • "313"

• "I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's)"
  • "313"

• "I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony"
  • "Tonite"

• "You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me / You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a Tec to me"
  • "Open Mic"

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

• "Don't do drugs"
  • "Public Service Announcement" (Track 1)

• My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.
  • "My Name Is" (Track 2)

• Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
  • "My Name Is" (Track 2)

• My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his n--- to a stack of papers.
  • "My Name Is" (Track 2)

• 99% of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do(Damn!). I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper, make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (-Oh, thank you!).
  • "My Name Is" (Track 2)

• All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
  • "My Name Is" (Track 2)

• I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere). When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits.
  • "My Name Is" (Track 2)

• Brain damage ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin'.
  • "Brain Damage" (Track 4)

• What is life? Life is like a big obstacle, put in front of your optical to slow you down and, everytime you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the d--- ground.
  • "'If I Had" (Track 6)

• You beef with me, I'm gonna even the score equally - take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally.
  • "Role Model" (Track 9)

• So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the president does."
  • "Role Model" (Track 9)

• Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink. Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal!
  • "Role Model" (Track 9)

• My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
  • "Role Model" (Track 9)

• Mother... are you there... I love you... I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.
  • "Role Model" (Track 9)

• I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
  • "Cum On Everybody" (Track 13)

• I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.
  • "Cum On Everybody" (Track 13)

• Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
  • "Cum On Everybody" (Track 13)

• I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
  • "Just Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 15)

• You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album.
  • "Just Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 15)

• Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion, pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion, the looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic, impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict, half animal, half man, dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can, with more holes than an Afghan
  • "Just Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 15)

• My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall), I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
  • "Just Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 15)

• Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials
  • "Just Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 15)

• They threw me out the Ramada Inn, I said it wasn't me, I got a twin. "Oh my god it's you, not again!"
  • "As The World Turns" (Track 17)

• Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - Dan dan dan dan dan dan, go go Gadget dick!
  • "As The World Turns" (Track 17)

• I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful. Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
  • "I'm Shady" (Track 18)

• I try to keep it positive and play it cool, shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school.
  • "I'm Shady" (Track 18)

• I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it, six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit.
  • "I'm Shady" (Track 18)

• Remember me? I'm the one who burned your house down, well I'm out now. And this time I'm coming back to blow your house up, and I ain't gonna leave you with a window to jump out of.
  • "Bad Meets Evil" (Track 19)

• Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms.
  • "Bad Meets Evil" (Track 19)

• And when I'm going to hell and I'm getting ready to leave/I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
  • "Bad Meets Evil" (Track 19)

• I can't change the way I am ... but if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.
  • "Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20)

• Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this.
  • "Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20)

• I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writin this rhyme, cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightning this time.
  • "Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20)

• I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you, and cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue.
  • "Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20)

• I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
  • "Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20)

• Livin amuk, never givin a fuck Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
  • "Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20)

• My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein operated on
  • "Still Don't Give A Fuck" (Track 20)

The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)

• Sue me.
  • "Public Service Announcement 2000"

• Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like andrenaline. The pain is such a sudden rush for me!
  • "Stan"

• How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teacher? "Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?" "Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"
  • "Who Knew"

• And Dr. Dre said ... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
  • "The Real Slim Shady"

• A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin' questions. A lot of people think that what I say on records, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it, or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it... well, shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you.
  • "Criminal"

• Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records, well I do so fuck him and fuck you too.
  • "The Real Slim Shady"

Devil's Night [with D12] (2001)

• Whoops I did it again didn't I, my shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
  • "Ain't Nuttin' But Music" (Track 6)

• I crush bottles with my bare hands and swallow 'em.
  • "Fight Music"

The Eminem Show (2002)

• I'm just playin' America. You know I love you.
  • "White America"

• I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human...but I'm man enough to face 'em today.
  • "Cleanin' Out My Closet"

• I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact I've sacrificed everything I have. I never dreamt I'd get to the level that I'm at. This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked. Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood or mask, what about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that? It's like the boy in the bubble who never could adapt. I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never woulda rapped.
  • "Say Goodbye Hollywood"

• And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie, You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me, you don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno!
  • "Without Me"

• My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
  • "My Dad's Gone Crazy"

Encore (2004)

• Let the president answer a higher anarchy. Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war. Let him impress daddy that way. No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil.
  • "Mosh"

• And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense, I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit!
  • "Rain Man"

• I'll never forget that Christmas, I sat up the whole night crying ‘cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job, but his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom.
  • "Mockingbird"

• And if you ask me to, daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird, I'ma give you the world, I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you, I'll do anything for you to see you smile, and if that mocking bird don't sing and that ring don't shine, I'ma break that birdie’s neck. I'll go back to the jeweler, who sold it to ya and make him eat every carat. Don't fuck with dad.
  • "Mockingbird"

• Don't worry about that Detox album. It's coming. We gonna make Dre do it!
  • "Encore"

• There's no denying, that my weenie's much bigger than your is//mine is like sticking an banana between two oranges
  • "Big Weenie"

Relapse (2009)

• I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector, so you won't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya"
  • "Medicine Ball"

• If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
  • "Insane"

• You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture.
  • "Bagpipes from Baghdad"

• Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.
  • "Stay wide awake"

• Maybe just an ice cold brew what's a beer, that's the devil in my ear, I've been sober a fucking year and that fucker still talks to me, he’s all I can fuckin' hear.
  • "Deja Vu"

• Alot of people ask me... Where the fuck I've been at the last few years? Shit, I don't know... But I do know I'm back now!
  • "Underground"

• Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we´re dealt. We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip ém, don´t expect no help!
  • "Beautiful"

• Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphixia//after they sip piss through a christopher reeves sippie cup
  • "Underground"

• Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap//jacking off to a hockey mask in a boxing match
  • "Underground"

Others

• I was born with the biggest middle finger on earth.
  • "When To Stand Up"

• I'm into this hip-hop till hell freezes over!
  • "Till Hell Freezes Over"

• Bitch, I a'int no fucking gee ima cannibal, I a'int trying to shoot you I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you.
  • "Hellbound"

Unsourced

• “The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”

• “When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to, but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is ten times sicker than I am.”

• “It's funny how all the magazines can dwell on my race, but they could never say that my shit is whack because they know my shit is tight!”

External links

• Official website

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