27 Dresses
- 27 Dresses is a 2008 film in which a selfless perennial bridsmaid must plan her sister's wedding to the man she secretly loves.
- Written by Aline Brosh McKenna. Directed by Anne Fletcher.
Jane Nichols
- How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.
- You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my awesome work party?
- I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
- Wanna find the uggliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
- That was yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.
Kevin Doyle
- Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly going out of your mind.
- Ah, so you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus?
- You kind of look like a shiny mermaid.
- You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!
- I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.
Casey
- That's great. I spend two days in bed with a guy and you get flowers.
- He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink,
you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental
pregnacy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to
go over this?
- What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
- Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.
- Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you.
- If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now.
Dialogue
Jane: I never do
anything like this.
Kevin: I know.
Jane: You do?
Kevin: Yes, I know. You kept
repeating that over and over last night - I never do this... I
never do this... I never do this...
Kevin:
[in Jane's apartment, with her showing off her dresses as she
pulls out a loud-looking Gone With The Wind dress] What is that?
Jane: [holding
the dress up to herself] Theme wedding!
Kevin: What was the
theme? Humiliation?
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: no.
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: no.
Kevin: [takes hand lovingly] Jane, I REALLY need $50, can i have the $50?
Jane: [hesitant] ... no?
Kevin: [laughing] See? That was good!
[grabs Jane's drink]
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.
Tess:
You won't share that information with him about me. You wouldn't hurt a fly.
Besides, I'm your sister.
Jane: That was
yesterday. Today you're just the bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's
wedding dress.
Jane's
Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before
you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!
Jane:
[after passing out] Are you a doctor?
Kevin: No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.
Jane:
God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
Casey: Are you kidding?
The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some druken groomsman
can rip it to shreds with his teeth.
Jane:
How refreshing! I man who doesn't believe in marriage.
Kevin: I'm just trying
to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
Jane: Oh! That's so
noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus
doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.
Kevin: Ah ha! So you
admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!
Jane:
You got them champage glasses and a bottle of crystal.
George: Any way she's gonna believe it actually came from me?
Jane: Maybe. I wrapped it
like a car ran over it.
George: nice touch.
Jane:
You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and
marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows
how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?
Kevin: I didn't follow
that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.
Major Cast
- Jane Nichols - Katherine Heigl
- Kevin Doyle - James Marsden
- Tess Nichols - Malin Ackerman
- George - Edward Burns
- Hal Nichols - Brian Kerwin
- Trent - Maulik Pancholy
- Gina - Krysten Ritter
- Young Jane - Payton Roi List
- Young Tess - Charli Barcena
