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13 Going on 30
13 Going on 30 is a 2004 film in which a girl's birthday wish transforms her into her 30-year-old future self, and she learns that her dreams of popularity and high fashion may not lead where she expects. - Directed by Gary Winick. Written by Josh Goldsmith and Cathy Yuspa.
For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was.taglinesJenna Rink- Dad! You promised you were gonna stay upstairs! GO!
- I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving...
- I'll have a pina colada, not virgin..Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
Others- Lucy: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.
- Matt: It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.
- Matt: You don't always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?
Dialogue- [Repeated lines]
- Matt: Arrivederci.
- Jenna: Au revoir.
- Matt: You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.
- Jenna: They're my friends.
- Matt: The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
- Jenna: Well… almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
- Matt: There are six of them, Jenna. That's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides, you're way cooler than they are. They're totally unoriginal.
- Jenna: I don't wanna be original, Matty. I wanna be cool.
- Mom: Just because you don't look like those girls in Poise magazine doesn't mean you're not beautiful in your own way.
- Jenna: I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. I wanna look like these people!
- Mom: Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.
- Jenna: Look at this. [reads from magazine] "Thirty and flirty and thriving. Why the thirties are the best years of your life." I wanna be thirty.
- Mom: [chuckles] Well, you will be, honey.
- Lucy: Can you get in the car?
- Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't get in the car with strangers.
- Lucy: Please get in the car, we're gonna be late.
- Jenna: I can't get in the car, I don't know you.
- Lucy: Just get in the car.
- Jenna: I don't get in the car with strangers!
- Lucy: You're being a little paranoid.
- Alex: Hey, Sweet-Bottom!
- Jenna: It's you! You, you put on your pants! And stop calling me "Sweet-Bottom"!
- Alex: Look, baby, I —
- Jenna: And get out of my house!
- Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!
- Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.
- Lucy: Okay, Jenna, repeat after me: I am Jenna Rink, big time magazine editor.
- Jenna: I am?
- Lucy: Say it.
- Jenna: I am Jenna Rink big time magazine editor.
- Lucy: I'm a tough bitch.
- [Jenna looks away, embarrassed to say it]
- Lucy: Say it!
- Jenna: I am a tough [whispers] bitch.
- Lucy: I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.
- Jenna: But that's just it. I'm not hung over-
- [Lucy gives her pointed look]
- Jenna: [sighs] I'm gonna walk into this office and not let anyone know I'm hung over.
- Jenna: [to her 13-year-old neighbor girl] I like your shoes.
- Becky: Thanks. I like your dress.
- Jenna: That's 'cause I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out!
- Arlene: Eminem's on the phone; he wants an answer now.
- Jenna: [thinking Arlene is referring to M&M's] Umm...plain.
- [Arlene looks at her strangely]
- Jenna: Peanut? Plain!
- Richard: Who's your daddy?
- Jenna: Wayne Rink!
- Jenna: Hey! You got arm hair!
- Matt: Never got quite that reaction before.
- Matt: Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?
- Jenna: Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?
- Matt: [long pause] Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?
- Jenna: What happened?
- Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
- Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.
- Jenna: Matty.
- Matt: Yeah?
- Jenna: Arrivederci.
- Matt: I'll see you.
- Jenna: Matt!
- Matt: Yeah?
- [She gives him a look.]
- Matt: Au revoir.
- Lucy: Beaver? You lost all your baby fat! How does the Beaver stay warm in winter?
- Matt: Lucy? I barely recognized you. Did you get a nose job?
- Richard: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?
- Jenna: What is going on is that you are going to have more choices.
- Richard: With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on.
- Jenna: Thank you.
- Richard: I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you.
- Jenna: How long until your balls get totally squished?
- Richard: Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls.
- Jenna: Can they hang in there til five?
- Arlene: Jenna your prints are ready!
- Jenna: Ok wait a second! [goes in and out of her office]
- Jenna: Oh aren't you coming?
- Arlene: Yes, yes hang on!
- Richard: Ok so everybody's invited now hmm?
- Arlene: Oh excuse me..[walking past Richard]
- Richard: Oh no go ahead...you know - what am I? Just an editor in chief - whatever!
- Richard: So, who's the mystery photographer?
- Jenna: Matt Flamhaff.
- Richard: Is he Arthur, or Martha?
- Jenna: Matt. He's Matt.
- Richard: [chuckles] No — is he gay?
- Jenna: [after pausing to look him up and down] Are you gay?
- Jenna: Becky, can I ask you something?
- Becky: Yeah, sure.
- Jenna: Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, 'cause I totally am.
- Becky: I think that's kinda the point!
- Jenna: You want to know a secret?
- Matt: Yeah.
- Jenna: You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.
- Matt: You can't just turn back time, Jenna.
- Jenna: Why not?
- Jenna: I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.
- Matt: Jenna... I've always loved you.
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